{"id":9526,"date":"2022-01-14T08:00:33","date_gmt":"2022-01-14T08:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.coastersonthecoast.co.uk\/?p=9526"},"modified":"2025-06-12T20:04:56","modified_gmt":"2025-06-12T20:04:56","slug":"ride-experiences-i-want-to-forget","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.coastersonthecoast.co.uk\/?p=9526","title":{"rendered":"Ride Experiences I Want To Forget.."},"content":{"rendered":"

It seems my retired ride blog posts last month, you can find it HERE<\/strong><\/a> went down a treat for you guys & some of your stories provoked me to share this blog post alongside it being Ants idea\u2026 even if I am about to call him out in this haha. So, today I\u2019m here to chat about those ride experiences I\u2019d relatively neglect than remember! <\/span><\/p>\n

Getting Urinated On Whilst Riding Galactica:<\/span><\/h2>\n

Yes, it is as bad as it sounds. It was repulsing. We were sat on the 4\/5th row with a group of younger girls in front. We turned the corner out of the station and we spotted a drip from the row ahead. But you don\u2019t assume it\u2019s wee you just assume it\u2019s where the seats have been rinsed or whatever. Heading up the lift hill and we saw people fleeing from the interactive bit then we heard the girls laughing. It turns out one of the girls had wet themselves and the entire ride we were having wee flicking back at us. It was horrendous. I\u2019m sure I have the picsolve picture from that exact ride\u2026 just look at Ants face it says it all! But the worst part of this story afterwards the girl was boasting about it and ran off without notifying a member of staff. I\u2019ll forever be cautious to ride again haha.\"\" <\/span><\/p>\n

Ant Being Sick Over Me On Dragons Fury:<\/span><\/h2>\n

This is a recent crisis that\u2019s occurred which I\u2019d rather disregard. We rode the Adventure Tree carousel prior and sat on the self-spin barrel and Ant decided to go crazy on the spinning. Overdone if you haven\u2019t already guessed & if you ask him it\u2019s my fault\u2026 typical man, right? *eye roll*. Of course, we rode Dragons Fury afterwards, two fierce spins in and row, what do you know, sick all over me. It was tragic. Enjoy the image inserted pre-sick hahaha. I\u2019ll never get over the staff’s reaction when Ant politely informed them what happened\u2026 \u201cohhh nooo\u201d in the horrified tone I\u2019ve heard. It\u2019s safe to say it was a trip to remember haha.\"\" <\/span><\/p>\n

Utter Disaster On Steeplechase:<\/span><\/h2>\n

You\u2019ve heard this story countless times, I\u2019m sure. But for those who skipped it. Trying to get off Steeplechase has become a dreaded situation for me and this time clarified exactly as to why. I squished the worker’s fingers between my foot and the horse, awkwardly apologised, of course. As I swung my leg over the person waiting to get off I then booted and almost knocked her phone below the track, awkwardly apologising. Then kicked Ant on the moment of getting off. It was everything further than elegant and a time in which I had wished the ground to swallow me up in.\"\" <\/span><\/p>\n

Back-Breaking Colossus Breakdown:<\/span><\/h2>\n

I don\u2019t particularly care for breakdowns they never phase me or make me feel frightened by any means. I always know I\u2019m safe if a breakdown occurs as an error had been detected etc. But this was startling & moderately painful. Heading up the lift hill during Love Island lates and the lift halted the train then rolled back into the anti-roll-backs (they done their job, to say the least) but when I say it felt as if we slammed into a wall, it did. I can honestly say I must have counted every single star and cloud in the sky that evening. Once we set off we were flying around that track, abnormally fast. It was one of the best rides we\u2019ve had but the pain of those anti-rollbacks was violent.\"\" <\/span><\/p>\n

Hungover Derby Racer: <\/span><\/h2>\n

I\u2019m uncertain who to blame it\u2019s either Alan (Springy Tales) or John (ATJ). Either way hungover derby Racer\u2026 I do not approve it by any means. The evening prior we were on the bevvy\u2019s till god knows what time in the morning, the lush night of course. But the spinning and up & down movement of those horses, well, that was traumatic. It was the only ride I managed to do that day before I headed home. Ferocious lads, brutal. Enjoy the quite hungover picture of me about to take my ride on Derby Racer.\"\" <\/span><\/p>\n

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The Day Before<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Ah, a little heart blog post for y\u2019all to enjoy. I\u2019d love to hear about those ride experiences you\u2019d rather forget about in the comments or across my socials! <\/span><\/p>\n

Thank you so much for reading!\"\"<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It seems my retired ride blog posts last month, you can find it HERE went down a treat for you guys & some of your stories provoked me to share this blog post alongside it being Ants idea\u2026 even if I am about to call him out in this haha. So, today I\u2019m here to chat about those ride experiences I\u2019d relatively neglect than remember! Getting Urinated On Whilst Riding Galactica: Yes, it is as bad as it sounds. It was repulsing. We were sat on the 4\/5th row with a group of younger girls in front. We turned the corner out of the station and we spotted a drip from the row ahead. But you don\u2019t assume it\u2019s wee you just assume it\u2019s where the seats have been rinsed or whatever. Heading up the lift hill and we saw people fleeing from the interactive bit then we heard the girls laughing. It turns out one of the girls had wet themselves and the entire ride we were having wee flicking back at us. It was horrendous. I\u2019m sure I have the picsolve picture from that exact ride\u2026 just look at Ants face it says it all! But the worst part of this story afterwards the girl was boasting about it and ran off without notifying a member of staff. I\u2019ll forever be cautious to ride again haha. Ant Being Sick Over Me On Dragons Fury: This is a recent crisis that\u2019s occurred which I\u2019d rather disregard. We rode the Adventure Tree carousel prior and sat on the self-spin barrel and Ant decided to go crazy on the spinning. Overdone if you haven\u2019t already guessed & if you ask him it\u2019s my fault\u2026 typical man, right? *eye roll*. Of course, we rode Dragons Fury afterwards, two fierce spins in and row, what do you know, sick all over me. It was tragic. Enjoy the image inserted pre-sick hahaha. I\u2019ll never get over the staff’s reaction when Ant politely informed them what happened\u2026 \u201cohhh nooo\u201d in the horrified tone I\u2019ve heard. It\u2019s safe to say it was a trip to remember haha. Utter Disaster On Steeplechase: You\u2019ve heard this story countless times, I\u2019m sure. But for those who skipped it. Trying to get off Steeplechase has become a dreaded situation for me and this time clarified exactly as to why. I squished the worker’s fingers between my foot and the horse, awkwardly apologised, of course. As I swung my leg over the person waiting to get off I then booted and almost knocked her phone below the track, awkwardly apologising. Then kicked Ant on the moment of getting off. It was everything further than elegant and a time in which I had wished the ground to swallow me up in. Back-Breaking Colossus Breakdown: I don\u2019t particularly care for breakdowns they never phase me or make me feel frightened by any means. I always know I\u2019m safe if a breakdown occurs as an error had been detected etc. But this was startling & moderately painful. Heading up the lift hill during Love Island lates and the lift halted the train then rolled back into the anti-roll-backs (they done their job, to say the least) but when I say it felt as if we slammed into a wall, it did. I can honestly say I must have counted every single star and cloud in the sky that evening. Once we set off we were flying around that track, abnormally fast. It was one of the best rides we\u2019ve had but the pain of those anti-rollbacks was violent. Hungover Derby Racer: I\u2019m uncertain who to blame it\u2019s either Alan (Springy Tales) or John (ATJ). Either way hungover derby Racer\u2026 I do not approve it by any means. The evening prior we were on the bevvy\u2019s till god knows what time in the morning, the lush night of course. But the spinning and up & down movement of those horses, well, that was traumatic. It was the only ride I managed to do that day before I headed home. Ferocious lads, brutal. Enjoy the quite hungover picture of me about to take my ride on Derby Racer. Ah, a little heart blog post for y\u2019all to enjoy. I\u2019d love to hear about those ride experiences you\u2019d rather forget about in the comments or across my socials! 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